"I cannot stand people who disagree with me on the issue of Roe v. Wade... which I believe is about the proper way to cross a lake."

-- Stephen Colbert

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“I always have a plan, but then I'm always ready to throw the plan out, and everyone's ready to make a radical left turn if necessary.”

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“I never wanted to be famous. I only wanted to be great.”
“What I've been doing in practice will carry over into the game.”
“Near-death experiences release a lot of endorphins, resulting in a natural high," Tod whispered. "And it's totally true that one passion feeds another." "You know we're way past 'near-death', right?" "My endorphins aren't listening to you.”
“I haven't talked much about being an ovarian cancer survivor because I don't really want to define myself that way.”
“Happiness is the most natural thing in the world when you have it, and the slowest, strangest, most impossible thing when you don't.”
“...often, stepping outside your comfort zone is not careless irresponsibility, but a necessary act of obedience.”
“I did what I had to do, and you should be very proud of that. It is a great honour and you will see the result, and everyone will be celebrating.”

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