"My parents got carried away with the letter P when they were naming the kids in our family. There's me, Paula, my sisters Peggy and Patty, and my brother Pjimmy, spelled with a silent P."

-- Paula Poundstone

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“Anyone who has examined into the history of the theories of earth evolution must have been astounded to observe the manner in which the unique and the difficultly explainable has been made to take the place of the common and the natural in deriving the framework of these theories.”

Source : William Herbert Hobbs (1921). “Earth Evolution and Its Facial Expression”
“Few things are more pleasant than a village graced with a good church, a good priest and a good pub.”
“I fear nomads. I am afraid of them and afraid for them too.”

Source : Jane Auer Bowles (1978). “My sister's hand in mine: an expanded edition of the collected works of Jane Bowles”, Ecco Pr
“Nowhere has specialization penetrated so deeply into the building professions as North America.”
“Everybody was calling. I think everybody called every player in the league. Thats history right there.”
“When you say "Holy Man", I immediately think of Eddie Murphy's finest hour. If it's anything comparable, I'm excited.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Surely the freedom of women must mean more to us than the freedom of pimps.”
“As I railed on and on, I became increasingly energied and excited by my own misery and misanthropy until I reached a kind of ***** of negativity.'... The Brits don't merely enjoy misery, they get off on it.”

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