"America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies."

-- Stephen Colbert

#Baby Quotes #Children Quotes #Father Quotes

“The whole idea of play is in finding, acknowledging, and then working with the natural constraints and limitations that you find in the world.”

Source : Source: app.longform.org
“Give the pupils something to do, not something to learn; and the doing is of such a nature as to demand thinking; learning naturally results.”

Source : John Dewey (1980). “The Middle Works, 1899-1924”, p.161, SIU Press
“The mortal sickness of a mind too unhappy to be kind.”

Source : A. E. Housman (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of A. E. Housman (Illustrated)”, p.64, Delphi Classics
“You life will find its own paths... and that they be good, rich, and wide is what I wish for you, more than I can say.”
“Most sportswriters don't know their ***** from a hole in the ground.”
“It's the same in real life: Notorious murderers get off scot-free and live happily all their lives, while good people die - sometimes the very best people. That's the way of the world.”
“Ken has three kids. I have three kids. The first movie was basically the story of our lives. Every man is kind of a villain until he then has kids. And then, they soften us up.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Everybody's not going to like jazz, let's just be honest about it. Everybody doesn't like everything. There's a disconnect in generations and some people just aren't going to feel that music.”

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