"My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way."

-- Dov Davidoff

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“It was not his habit to dwell on what could have been, but what could never be.”
“My job is to defeat the guy in front of me, do it until he quits, and then wait for them to send in the next guy.”
“Give me the comma of imperfect striving, thus to find zest in the immediate living. Ever the reaching but never the gaining, ever the climbing but never the attaining of the mountain top.”
“Casillas saying he wouldn't sign Messi for Madrid? Messi has a place in every team in the world.”
“Spiritual destiny is manifested in the lives of those who stand out from the masses and actually do something, who live a creative life for the benefit of others.”
“Missionary zeal does not grow out of intellectual beliefs, nor out of theological arguments, but out of love. If I do not love a person I am not moved to help him by proofs that he is in need; if I do love him, I wait for no proof of a special need to urge me to help him.”

Source : Roland Allen, David M. Paton (2012). “The Ministry of the Spirit: Selected Writings of Roland Allen”, p.35, The Lutterworth Press
“I am trying to make some kind of connection to what is going on in the world, to make some sort of contact. And I use the instruments that our modern world offers, these extraordinary instruments of photography and film and computers.”
“When I see that people want to listen to me and when I feel that they are supporting the goals that I am committed to, then I am very pleased.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de

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