"How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?"

-- Robert Schimmel

#People Quotes #Done Quotes #Blind Quotes

“Eventually, we all end up alone.”
“The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.”
“Death comes to us, under many conditions, with all the welcome serenity of sleep.”
“I'm almost six feet tall and have a deep voice. People never knew how to cast me.”
“If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro”
“Problems worthy of attacks, prove their worth by hitting back”
“O chime of sweet Saint Charity, Peal soon that Easter morn When Christ for all shall risen be, And in all hearts new-born! That Pentecost when utterance clear To all men shall be given, When all shall say My Brother here, And hear My Son in heaven!”
“Clothes are part of the character. They can't but help inform who you are.”

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