"Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner.""

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Chinese Quotes

“In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now want me to run the network.”
“I've known for years that resentments don't hurt the person we resent, but they do hurt us.”
“I find nothing in the Bible but holiness, and nothing in the world but worldliness. Therefore, if I live in the world, I will become worldly; on the other hand, if I live in the Bible, I will become holy.”
“There are some hurts that we experience that can be forgiven but we won't forget them.”
“Everything is decided bya person's thoughts and if he is ideologically motivated, there is nothing he cannot do.”
“I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.”
“I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me....”
“Our nation is rich and our people can be rich. 2014 elections is a fight against poverty.”

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