"I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Like You Quotes #Like Yourself Quotes #Ifs Quotes

“The poet is a master of language, the schizophrenic is a slave to it.”
“Songwriting is determined by me, man... just me. I write from real life, you...”
“After a war, the silencing of arms is not enough. Peace means respecting all rights. You can't respect one of them and violate the others. When a society doesn't respect the rights of its citizens, it undermines peace and leads it back to war.”
“There is nothing more attractive than a man who is not a New Man.”
“I don't really believe in the Devil, but if the Devil is the Father of Lies, then he certainly invented the Internet.”
“You must be classic. Put yourselves before the model in a workmanlike spirit.”
“We forget today that Britain still depends for its livelihood and, indeed, its day-to-day survival, on the sea. But the Royal Navy is now pitifully small and has been reduced in size by the current Government, seeking economies to finance its social programmes. Fine while there is no threat to our security. But what use would schools and hospitals be if we could not protect our imports?”
“The world is safer without Saddam [Hussein]. Certainly the people of Iraq are better without Saddam.”

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