"If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Book Quotes #Reading Quotes #Hair Quotes

“I'm like a decathlete who does all of the events he's used to, but is being forced by certain circumstances to focus on three events, and being forced to focus on events that he wasn't that interested in, and also weren't his strongest events.”
“Without taking enforcement actions against all criminal aliens, programs such as Secure Communities may result in large numbers of identified criminal aliens being released back into the society which, of course, is an unacceptable outcome for our communities.”
“What I did, anybody can do.”
“It's always good to have a world that people don't know about - a world that hasn't yet been done. It's like treading on fresh snow. You're the first one there.”
“I love any discourse of rivers, and fish and fishing.”

Source : 'The Compleat Angler' (1653) pt. 1, ch. 18
“In Washington, it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite.”
“When God demands more of you, it's because He sees more IN you”
“The business of the English commander-in-chief being first to bring an enemy fleet to battle on the most advantageous terms to himself, (I mean that of laying his ships close on board the enemy, as expeditiously as possible); and secondly to continue them there until the business is decided.”

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