"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."

-- Emo Philips

#Beer Quotes #Nursing Quotes #Bars Quotes

“You have to rely on whatever sparks you have inside.”

Source : Lisa Kleypas (2010). “Sugar Daddy: A Novel”, p.150, Macmillan
“Art is like a lover whom you run away from but who comes back and picks you up.”
“People sometimes think I take a white canvas and paint a black sign on it,but this is not true.I paint the white as well as the black and the white is just as important.”

Source : David Anfam, Franz Kline, Menil Collection (Houston, Tex.), Whitney Museum of American Art, Museum of Contemporary Art (Chicago, Ill.) (1994). “Franz Kline: black & white, 1950-1961”, Menil Foundation
“Out of the 10,000 news stories you may have read in the last 12 months, did even one allow you to make a better decision about a serious matter in your life?”

Source : "News is bad for you - and giving up reading it will make you happier" by Rolf Dobelli, www.theguardian.com. April 12, 2013.
“Something dies in us every time we change. To make space for the true, familiar well-worn habits must give way.”
“I like people trying to do two things at once.”
“I am convinced that nine out of every ten persons seeing a psychiatrist do not need one. They need someone who will love them with God's love...and they will get well.”
“To reverence the impersonal creation instead of the personal God who created us is a perversion designed for escaping moral accountability to the Creator. God indicts those who worship the creation instead of its Creator (Rom 1:18-23); and warns of the corruption of morals and behavior which results.”

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