"Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk."

-- Mignon McLaughlin

#Funny Quotes #Marriage Quotes #Witty Quotes

“I would love to have seen a male-female relationship that had nothing to do with falling in love, I'd love to prove, even on TV - even if it's not true! - that men and women can be friends without any kind of involvement.”
“Don't put labels on people. See them as people who Christ died for.”
“My fantasy football team got mixed up in another fantasy and now they're stuck on a pirate ship with a chick in a Catwoman suit.”
“[A] new generation, innocent of the divisions of the Cold War, this coming-of-age. ... If its members do not feel the urgency to escape the nuclear danger that some of its parents felt, neither has it developed the deep attachment to nuclear arms also often found among their parents, including most of the governing class. ... The call for abolition should therefore be, among other things, a call from an older generation to younger one.”
“I did start reading quite young but I was always read to by my parents, who are both actors. Bedtime stories from when I was about two/three to when I was about 15. In fact they didn't stop until I eventually kind of kicked them out of my bedroom.”
“We can't own each other's past. The questioin is whether we have a future together.”
“Keep the bars open-we're coming home.”
“If you think that you can sin, and then by cries avert the consequences of sin, you insult God's character.”

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