"My dad was one of those dads that would make me stop crying by threatening to beat me."

-- Felipe Esparza

#Dad Quotes #Cry Quotes #Threatening Quotes

“The power of reading a great book is that you start thinking like the author. For those magical moments while you are immersed in the forests of Arden, you are William Shakespeare; while you are shipwrecked on Treasure Island, you are Robert Louis Stevenson; while you are communing with nature at Walden, you are Henry David Thoreau. You start to think like they think, feel like they feel, and use imagination as they would. Their references become your own, and you carry these with you long after you've turned the last page.”
“I think I get laid less now than I used to, because Iâ€™m way more paranoid now.”

Source : "Gerard Butler In ‘Men’s Journal’: Talks Getting Laid, Trimming Jennifer Aniston’s Bush". www.huffingtonpost.com. May 25, 2011.
“Our challenge is to give what account we can of what becomes of life in the solar system, this corner of the universe that is our home; and, most of all, what becomes of men-all men, of all nations, colors, and creeds. This has become one world, a world for all men. It is only such a world that can now offer us life, and the chance to go on.”
“We have come to this earth upon a mission ... that we may have power to go forth and warn the nations of the earth. ... As elders of Israel, very few of us fully comprehend our position, our calling, our relationship to God, our responsibility, or work the Lord requires at our hands”
“Luck always favors the comely.”

Source : Richard Schickel (1999). “Matinee idylls: reflections on the movies”, Ivan R. Dee Publisher
“I look at every business and ask, How long can this last? How can I identify the status quo and change it?”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I have no opposition at all to technology. I think technology is a wonderful thing that has to be used thoughtfully, and we can't just assume that every bit of new technology improvesthe quality of life; it's really in how the technology is used. What I am very disturbed about is this trend of everything happening faster and faster and faster and there being more and more general noise in the world, and less and less time for quiet reflection on who we are, and where we're going.”
“My work is a mitzvah for the eyes & ears...and it will help you forget about your problems by thinking about mine for a change!”

Source : Source: fierth.com

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