"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood."

-- George Carlin

#Two Quotes #Guy Quotes #Religion Quotes

“You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful.”
“All living things contain a measure of madness that moves them in strange, sometimes inexplicable ways. This madness can be saving; it is part and parcel of the ability to adapt. Without it, no species would survive.”
“Each painting has its own way of evolving. When the painting is finished, the subject reveals itself.”

Source : William Baziotes, Michael Preble (1988). “William Baziotes: Paintings and Works on Paper, 1952-1961 : 7 March-31 March, 1984”
“Possible controversy for the Obama campaign. Republicans are now accusing Barack Obama's campaign of voter fraud, because some of the people they've registered sound like they have fake names. Apparently, the fakest-sounding name is Barack Obama.”
“Anything short of the discipline and honesty of a true gold coin standard will inevitably self-destruct, consuming our wealth and liberties, and nurturing the omnipotent state.”
“If there is a problem, and you don't say anything about it, it's like a cancer and it becomes bigger.”
“When I was 11, I had an episode in my life. I saw my cousin shoot his wife. It wasn't traumatic... but the shock value. I went back into the apartment to collect some things with my dad, because my cousin was in jail. The bed was all bloody. It was there where she had landed after the bullet. She got a .38 to the face.”
“The problem is that replacement of Quantum Mechanics by Quantum Field Theory is still very demanding.”

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