"Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out."

-- Katt Williams

#Funny Quotes #Sorry Quotes #Humor Quotes

“No, thank you, I don't mind the rain,' I said. I always lacked common sense when taken by surprise.”
“When you make a record, you probably are not going to hit exactly what you were aiming for. You also have to let go at a certain point, and just trust it. I remember feeling we had fallen short, or that it had fallen short. At the same time it was great to see a good critical reaction to it, and to hear people were enjoying it, which made me think, "Well, maybe it's a good thing I didn't get exactly what I wanted." Now we're testing that theory.”

Source : "Shearwater". Interview with Jason Crock, pitchfork.com. April 24, 2007.
“When I was growing up, I was always on stage but I loved other things.”
“Four things to learn in life: To think clearly without hurry or confusion; To love everybody sincerely; To act in everything with the highest motives; To trust God unhesitatingly.”

Source : Helen Keller, Annie Sullivan (1921). “The Story of My Life: with her letters (1887--1901) and a supplementary account of her education, including passages from the reports and letters of her teacher, Anne Mansfield Sullivan”, Doubleday, Page & Company
“How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!”
“Here, when I say I never want to be without you, somewhere else I am saying I never want to be without you again. And when I touch you in each of the places we meet, in all of the lives we are, it's with hands that are dying and resurrected. When I don't touch you it's a mistake in any life, in each place and forever”

Source : Bob Hicok (1998). “Plus Shipping: Poems”, Boa Editions
“Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.”
“Maybe love isnâ€™t supposed to be comfortable. Maybe love is just supposed to be worth it.”

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