"You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Sarcastic Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Animal Quotes

“One of my problems is I'm not really sure if I slot into rock or not. I've always tried to combine world music, folk, jazz, blues and rock, and have done since Traffic.”
“I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage.”
“Experience shows that disregard for the environment always harms human coexistence, and vice versa. It becomes more and more evident that there is an inseparable link between peace with creation and peace among men.”
“The biggest message I've given our team, and I think it's really important, is first of all, no one can take away what happened last year. It's obviously a fun year, a terrific year. But I think a big mistake would be to try to compare themselves or ourselves to last year's team. I think the key really is, and I told them this: for you as a group, you're a different team.”
“One of the things I love about acting is that it reveals a certain something about yourself, but it doesn't reveal your own personal story.”
“Mark Kirk: Lied about going to war. Opposed middle class tax cuts. And said unemployment's not that big an issue.”
“Americans whisper the word Alzheimer's because their government whispers the word Alzheimer's. And although a whisper is better than the silence that the Alzheimer's community has been facing for decades, it's still not enough. It needs to be yelled and screamed to the point that it finally gets the attention and the funding that it deserves and needs.”
“A viewer who skips the advertising is the moral equivalent of a shoplifter.”

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