"Religious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend."

-- Richard Jeni

#Religious Quotes #War Quotes #Killing Quotes

“L.A. is so big that if you don't actually live in Hollywood, you might as well be from a different planet.”
“The problem is always sin, and the answer is always the Gospel.”
“The goods of this world are most dear to me, but much dearer are peace of mind and my own honor.”
“People who acquire things beyond their usefulness not only will derive little or no marginal gains from these acquisitions, but they also will experience negative consequences, as with any form of gluttony.”
“Misfortune is never mournful to the soul that accepts it; for such do always see that every cloud is an angel's face. Every man deems that he has precisely the trials and temptations which are the hardest of all others for him to bear; but they are so, simply because they are the very ones he most needs.”
“I watched the coral reefs that I studied as a student vanish in the blink of an eye, and for decades I wrote and spoke of ocean obituaries. But big scary problems without solutions lead to apathy, not action.”
“When the men are silent, it is our duty to raise our voices in behalf of our ideals.”
“As an actor, you generally don't get to choose what projects you are part of, so I've been very fortunate that 'The Book of Mormon' was something I got to be part of. I don't want to be lofty, but it was groundbreaking, in many ways, for musical theater, so that was really thrilling to be part of.”

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