"It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.'"

-- Craig Kilborn

#Light Quotes #Hands Quotes #Ultrasounds Quotes

“Nothing works unless you do the work.”
“Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.”
“But I fail to see how that (not buying gifts) would bring back the essence of Christmas. And I don't think it would affect retailers. Besides, that's part of the joy of Christmas ? to give someone a gift to show your appreciation for them.”

Source : "Gift rift: Evangelicals split over plan to ban presents" by Joe Garofoli, www.sfgate.com. December 24, 2005.
“Hitting the ball is the fun part of it, but the fewer times you hit the ball the more fun you have.”
“With each new character, I find something new about myself that I didn't know before.”
“When I was six I wanted to be a ballerina. By the time I was eight I was fairly sure this plan wasn't panning out. I began aspiring to be an "Aquamaid" at a resort called "Aquarena Springs" in my hometown of San Marcos: Aquamaids got to wear mermaid tails and feed milk bottles underwater to Ralph the Swimming Pig for an audience submerged in a "submarine".”

Source : Source: www.elizabethcrookbooks.com
“If future generations ask us what we are fighting for [in World War Two], we shall tell them the story of Lidice.”
“If your husband is cheating on you, it doesn't mean that you need to get prettier -- it means he's a scumbag.”

Source : Jessica Valenti (2014). “Full Frontal Feminism: A Young Woman's Guide to Why Feminism Matters”, p.91, Seal Press

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