"We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear."

-- Amy Schumer

#Funny Quotes #Kids Quotes #Different Quotes

“There is no hope of anyone going to Heaven unless they believe this truth I am presenting. You cannot go to Heaven unless you believe with all your heart that Jesus took your place in Hell.”
“The '60s are presented to kids today as a commodity.”
“All through the years of our youth Neither could have known Their own thought from the other's, We were so much at one.”
“What am I then, my God? What is my nature? A life varied, multifaceted and truly immense.”
“Every photograph is the result of a physical imprint transferred by light reflections onto a sensitive surface. The photograph is thus a type of icon, or visual likeness, which bears an indexical relationship to its object.”

Source : Rosalind E. Krauss (1986). “The Originality of the Avant-garde and Other Modernist Myths”, p.203, MIT Press
“I left the table where there were important people and had lunch with my husband and a few friends. The reception was organised in my honour, so it was rather amusing.”
“Doing something because God has said to do it does not make a person moral: it merely tells us that person is a prudential believer, akin to the person who obeys the command of an all-powerful secular king.”
“I'm ambidextrous, I slap ***** with both hands.”

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