"In the world of comedy, there's this: "If it's going badly, get off. If it's going well, get off". You can't argue with that either."

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Source : Source: www.roland.co.uk

Al Murray

#World Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Arguing Quotes

“What is the real relation between happiness and goodness? It is only within a few generations that men have found courage to say that there is none.”
“Over my career I played some badass characters. So, people sometimes think I should have a .44 magnum. But that's not true, I don't have that. But I do fire them and I do enjoy target shooting and all that sort of thing. I'm not much of a hunter. I don't like killing animals, but I love to shoot.”
“No; for instead of delivering myself up to the full enjoyment of the as others do, I am always troubling my head about how I could produce the same effect upon canvas; and as that can never be done, it is mere vanity and vexation of spirit.”
“There's no reason to burn books if you don't read them.”
“Never let anyone try and make you into something that you're not. Remember what it is that you want, and always stay strong in that.”
“Pioneering is never done in front of cheerleaders urging on a roaring grandstand of popular approval.”

Source : George Takei (2015). “To The Stars: The Autobiography of George Takei”, p.238, Simon and Schuster
“Life as a shorty shouldn't be so rough.”

Source : "Song: 'C.R.E.A.M.'". 1993.
“I think people like difference. When you walk out the door in New York City, in a mixed-use neighborhood like the Village, you see exciting things! "Oh, this store is closing, that store is opening." And especially if it's not a chain store, then it is interesting because it is unique in some way. The small-scale familiar is also very comforting. Especially in the twenty-first century, when the world is rapidly changing and there are many risky situations, I think we need to build on and protect the comfort that we have in our neighborhoods in a way that does not exclude others.”

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