"Models never say, "I'm hot." They say, "Look at these clothes." Whereas, with comedy, you have to say, "I'm hot.""

-- Neal Brennan

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“A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.”
“While you'll feel compelled to charge forward it's often a gentle step back that will reveal to you where you and what you truly seek.”
“History of science is a relay race, my painter friend. Copernicus took over his flag from Aristarchus, from Cicero, from Plutarch; and Galileo took that flag over from Copernicus.”
“Since someone ate crabs, others must have eaten spiders as well. However, they were not tasty. So afterwards, people stopped eating them. These people also deserve our heartfelt gratitude.”
“Albania in 1994 was the strangest place I've ever seen. It was like walking into the looking glass: falling apart, paranoid people, anarchy, no one farming, full of thieves. It was beyond any Third World country. They were living in their own private nightmare.”
“Life is full of surprises, but the biggest one of all is learning what it takes to handle them.”

Source : Deborah Wiles (2002). “Love, Ruby Lavender”, p.215, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“It seems that more people today have a greater desire to live long than they do to live well.”
“Acting is not a profession of competing with other actors, but rather a vocation of sharing with fellow human beings.”

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