"Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself."

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Dov Davidoff

#Dog Quotes #Needs Quotes #Protect You Quotes

“Sister Carlotta, I'm on a leave of absence right now. That means I've been sacked, in case you don't understand how the I.F. handles these things.â€ "Sacked! A miscarriage of justice. You ought to be shot.”
“Um, I think every role, whether in TV or film, has a part in building a career and relationships.”
“If ebooks mean that readers' freedom must either increase or decrease, we must demand the increase.”
“Art is a process of concentration. It is both the distilled essence and the commentary upon otherwise mundane activities and reflections. Musical notes must be charged, must gather more than one and the surface meaning, must reveal audible and "inaudible" connections to other notes, patterns, and meaning, either by way of affinity or contrast.”
“Women show off their personality and character through accessories more than with low-cut shirts and skirts with huge slits.”
“There is nothing worse than an enemy with imagination.”
“There are no checks and balances if the gov is wrong, if a private entrepreneur makes a mistake, he goes bankrupt, the losses are cut, if he bets wrong, he loses, if the gov bets wrong, they just get bigger, they just appropriate more money, it's a bottomless pit, because they either get it from the tax payers or run it off a printing press.”

Source : Authors@Google Event, 2009.
“I'm tenacious, I think - I know - and I do also have a quality where if you tell me I can't do something, if I know I can't do it I'm the first to raise my hand and say, 'I can't do that.' But there is a big Bronx, New York Jew in me that just says, 'Really? Really? You think I - yes, I can. I can do it. I can do it.'”

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