"Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Intelligent Quotes #People Quotes #Brilliant Quotes

“It's a beautiful lucid dream that has language that I can fiddle with.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“The lie is, even if you do work out, you'll never look like Madonna. That's the lie.”
“Nature teaches more than she preaches. There are no sermons in stones. It is easier to get a spark out of a stone than a moral.”

Source : John Burroughs (1913). “The Writings of John Burroughs”
“I was beginning to understand something about normality. Normality wasn't normal. It couldn't be. If normality were normal, everybody could leave it alone. They could sit back and let normality manifest itself. But people-and especially doctors- had doubts about normality. They weren't sure normality was up the job. And so they felt inclined to give it a boost.”
“All for the Eucharist; nothing for me”
“We are star stuff harvesting sunlight.”
“I swim all the time at night - I've always been a water girl. It's a black-bottom pool and my pool light was out, and as I've done a thousand times I just kind of did a little seal dive. I saw a huge bright light and I literally thought, That's it.”
“Im a Southerner - I never take satisfaction in touching a nerve.”

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