"Never really intended to be a comedian, just sort of fell into that, but always wanted to be in show business, or something to do with making comedy."

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“I'm sure that you psychotic necro-wannabes with delusions of godhood are all about sharing with your fellow maniacs.”
“Few are fit to be entrusted with themselves.”
“I think the success of a film is very important to an actor. It depends on how many people go to watch your movies; the more the merrier. Nobody wants to do a film for five people. You work so hard that millions of people watch the movie; this is directly related to box office success.”
“Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.”
“Fashion is about dressing according to what's fashionable. Style is more about being yourself.”

Source : FaceBook post by Oscar de la Renta from Oct 11, 2010
“And you will believe in love And all that it's supposed to be But just until the fish start to smell And you're struck down by a hammer.”
“They who forgive most shall be most forgiven.”
“Add a sprinkling of folly to your long deliberations.”

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