"Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Perfectly Natural Quotes #Reactions Quotes #Human Condition Quotes

“In everyday life, I use positive thoughts, sense of humor, Taekwondo, running, and yoga to make me stronger.”
“The good news was that Enterprise and the newly arrived Yorktown had attacked the Marshall and Gilbert islands. Those attacks had a great effect on morale.”
“Sometimes I wish I were less sensible.”
“To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.”
“Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by 75 percent.”
“Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?”
“If people find that controversial then I would just refer them to the Sermon on the Mount.”
“My dad, as a guy, had to quit school in the ninth grade, fought in the Battle of the Bulge. And spent his life pushing wheel barrels of heavy wet cement. So we've gone from pushing cement to now in one generation pushing legislation. But we always want any president to succeed, to do well; that means America does well and Americans do well.”

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