"People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi."

-- Emo Philips

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“Shaukat Khanum Memorial Cancer Hospital and Research Centre is a genuine project and a living proof of generosity of the people of Pakistan.”
“I'm not sure that I recovered, but I also know that I cannot afford going back yet. I see how much the kids are happier, I guess, here and I think that they might have a better future not hiding.”
“Anything that you can become obsessed with, and you do so much that you donâ€™t do the things you need to do with family, friends, school, job, that can be an addiction. And texting absolutely can qualify,”
“In the last twelve years, we have come some distance towards reconciliation and the breaking down of disadvantage. Let us take encouragement from what has been achieved and set our minds and hearts to end the remaining roadblocks.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“You better not brag, you're a hunky old hag, and that goes for your mother, too.”
“I'm not the cool thing, and I'm not going to be the cool thing for a really long time, and it isn't like I'm not the cool thing and I sell 3,000,000 records every time. I'm not the cool thing, and I barely sell 150,000 records, if that, ever. So I'm obviously working really hard to sustain myself. I'm actually a target to be dropped, because that's just not enough records for a big company.”
“Having kids is a full-time job. And I don't know any woman who isn't constantly fighting between the exquisite selfishness required to be an artist and this exquisite selflessness that's required to be a parent.”
“Love is not a plant of slow growth.”

Source : May Agnes Fleming (2014). “The Baronet's Bride: Or a Woman's Vengeance”, p.121, The Floating Press

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