"I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life."

-- Sam Kinison

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“What we think about God-what we think God is like-will determine the relationship we have with God.”

Source : James Bryan Smith (2010). “The Good and Beautiful God: Falling in Love with the God Jesus Knows”, p.88, InterVarsity Press
“I'm a holy man minus the holiness. Hand that on to your three spies, and tell them to put it in their pipes.”
“What I've tried to do is combine both my personal experiences with scientific research. I like to cross the divide between the personal world and the scientific world.”
“It kills me when I see some metal band trying to pass themselves off as an 'alternative band.”
“I love garlic, and I use it often.”
“What I have learned is that a whole lot of people with degrees don't know a damn thing, and a lot of people with no degrees are brilliant.”
“The kind of life I want is to be a person who would get a personal note every day.”
“Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.”

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