"I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn't include someone the size of the Hindenburg."

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Dick Cavett

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“In today's society, people use those qualities - I call them qualities - for all things. It is for self-gratification. It is for sex. It is for excitment. This kind of fervor servers it's own purpose. It doesn't obey rules. It runs amok. You see it on the news everyday, but society cannot hang it's moral and ethical values on me to survive. i do what I must in all ways, and I'm proud of it. The necessity to be myself passes all moral barriers.”
“For my constituents, owning a home is the culmination of many years of hard work and the realization of the American Dream. At no time should a local entity take those years of hard work solely to increase their tax revenue.”
“I'm no use to anybody,' I say. 'I'm a cÃ©rÃ©brale, can't you see that?' Thinking how funny a book would be, called 'Just a CÃ©rÃ©brale or You Can't Stop Me From Dreaming'. Only, of course, to be accepted as authentic, to carry any conviction, it would have to be written by a man. What a pity, what a pity!”
“I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane.”

Source : "Q&A: Nick Kroll Tells You About His Feelings". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.esquire.com. January 23, 2013.
“Writing is a way to shape out visible and invisible, in myself as well as in the world.”
“One can buy anything with money except morality.”
“The one thing I've learned in the last ten years is that successful artists don't get paid to write and sing songs, they get paid for the psychological roller coaster they're going to have to ride. That's the hard work.”
“I first learned how to do hair from drag queens. I learned eyelashes are the key to life, because they make everyone look fabulous.”

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