"I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty."

-- Dov Davidoff

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“Those who have never worked nude outdoors just can't imagine how much better a breeze feels on their skin than an item of sweaty clothing.”
“Many blue-collar families struggling to pay rent would be happy to skip paying optional union dues.”
“But when I stopped facing Sandy, I had to face Don Drysdale. No one on my team wanted to face him.”
“The way I was raised, if something wasn't tough it was not a valuable or enriching experience.”
“Growing up, I thought I'd have at least five kids.”
“I believe we should use all means necessary to prevent the acquisition or fabrication of nuclear weapons by countries or groups hostile to the U. S. We should act in concert with our allies who are similarly working to protect their countries.”

Source : "Sandy Adams, candidate for U.S. House district 24". Interview, dampfang.com. August 18, 2010.
“I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.”
“Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.”

Source : Chuck Klosterman (2004). “Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto”, p.14, Simon and Schuster

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