"Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food."

-- Felipe Esparza

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“A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.”
“I just wanted to sing on TV.”

Source : American Morning interview, April 23, 2007.
“I come from the very heart of America.”
“I always wanted to be an actor and I'd never dreamt that not only would I be able to do this for a living, but also on top of that I'd be able to choose and steer the course of my own career.”
“Political genius consists in identifying oneself with a principle.”
“For the majority of us, the past is a regret, the future an experiment”
“Since its inception, our Nation has stood on the foundations of compassion and justice.”
“Our task as we grow older in a rapidly advancing science, is to retain the capacity of joy in discoveries which correct older ideas, and to learn from our pupils as we teach them.”

Source : Hans Zinsser (1940). “As I Remember Him”

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