"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked."

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Source : Les Dawson (2012). “Les Dawson's Joke Book”, p.12, Michael O'Mara Books

Les Dawson

#Mother Quotes #Law Quotes #Wish Quotes

“Things do not change; we change.”
“Marriage the happiest bond of love might be, If hands were only joined when hearts agree.”
“Does a rake deserve to possess anything of worth, since he chases everything in skirts and then imagines he can successfully hide his shame by slandering [women in general]?”
“Nobody ever really thought of me as sexy, right? They thought of me as smart and quirky.”
“The real force of Silicon Valley is the mentality, the spirit. There's no reason at all that can't be replicated in Paris.”
“He enjoys much who is thankful for little.”
“America is a passionate idea or it is nothing. America is a human brotherhood or it is chaos.”
“The enemy shapes the brand.”

Source : Source: bobmorris.biz

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