"We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again."

-- Al Murray

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“Like all disciplines where information is shared and work contributes to their advancement, cuisine should be no different. The kitchen is our life, and we are available to share. We want to share our work so that future generations can cook and create a more efficient, easy and unquestionable quality.”
“In California in the early Spring, There are pale yellow mornings, when the mist burns slowly into day, The air stings like Autumn, clarifies like pain - Well, I have dreamed this coast myself.”
“All students of disaster movies know that nothing survives these natural onslaughts except cats and the highest paid film stars.”
“I have a sort of Christmas-morning sense of the library as a big box full of beautiful books.”
“Having a child who is struggling doesn't make you a bad parent, just as being a child who is struggling doesn't make your child a bad kid.”

Source : "Ann Douglas: How to Cope When Your Child is Suffering With Mental Illness". Interview with Brandie Weikle, thenewfamily.com. January 28, 2015.
“One of the surest tests of the superiority or inferiority of a poet is the way in which a poet borrows. Immature poets imitate mature poets steal bad poets deface what they take and good poets make it into something better or at least something different. The good poet welds his theft into a whole of feeling which is unique utterly different than that from which it is torn the bad poet throws it into something which has no cohesion. A good poet will usually borrow from authors remote in time or alien in language or diverse in interest.”
“I make more mistakes than anyone else I know, and sooner or later, I patent most of them.”
“Iâ€™m concerned that if one of those two areas doesnâ€™t play up to par â€“ if they give up some points or they canâ€™t run the football â€“ and it gets stuck on Russell Wilsonâ€™s shouldersâ€¦if he has to stay in the pocket against good defenses, read coverages, make the right plays, see the field, thatâ€™s where I worry.”

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