"SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half."

-- Hannibal Buress

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“Adversity in life does not rob your heart of beauty. It simply teaches it a new song to sing.”
“I'm not fighting. I just telling you what's right.”
“I loved doing the 'King of Queens', I have never had so much fun doing a show. People got to see a different side of me.”
“My relationship with everyone in Jamaica is good.”
“We are Jesus Christ's; we belong to him. But even more, we are increasingly him. He moves in and commandeers our hands and feet, requisitions our minds and tongues. We sense his rearranging: debris into the divine, pig's ear into silk purse. He repurposes bad decisions and squalid choices. Little by little, a new image emerges.”
“In our so-called democracy we are accustomed to give the majority what they want rather than educate them to understand what is best for them.”
“Almost no one under 60 remembers what fundraising was like before Watergate. Until the 1970s, campaign money was collected by "bagmen," familiar characters from the world of organized crime. As fans of Boardwalk Empire know, a bagman is a political fixer who walked around with stacks of $100 and $1,000 bills. At lower levels, he used brown paper bags. In presidential campaigns, the cash was more likely to be in briefcases. Classier that way.”
“This is the most exciting part of being human. It is using our brains in the highest way. Otherwise we are just healthy animals”

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