"We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk."

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Bernard Manning

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“And is he honest who resists his genius or conscience only for the sake of present ease or gratification”
“When I was in college, I spent a summer working in London. I'd enjoyed tea before that, but then I got actual, really good tea there and never looked back.”
“The covetous man pines in plenty, like Tantalus up to the chin in water, and yet thirsty.”
“Every second of every day, our senses bring in way too much data than we can possibly process in our brains.”
“I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations.”
“The power of imagination created the illusion that my vision went much farther than the naked eye could actually see.”
“The kind of love that God has for us, I think, is of an infinite longing for union, and the kind of love that God wants us to have for him, I think, is of this also endless longing. Now in eros we lose ourselves. I think erotic love transforms us, but it does so only momentarily. It has to be embedded in something much longer, a much bigger narrative called marriage or durable relationship or something like that.”
“Wherever you go, go with all your heart.”

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