"I went out with a guy who once told me I didnâ€™t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, Iâ€™m drinking so that youâ€™re more fun to be around."

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Chelsea Handler

#Fun Quotes #Drinking Quotes #Guy Quotes

“Fragmentarily the City is nothing, but collectively it is gigantic.”
“Life is a process of evolution and anyone who thinks the current world order is OK does not get what evolution is all about.”
“We were cowards when we sacked him.”
“Dulness! whose good old cause I yet defend, With whom my muse began, with who shall end.”
“If we conceive that anyone loves, desires, or hates anything which we ourselves love, desire, or hate, we shall thereupon regard the thing in question with more steadfast love, etc. On the contrary, if we think that anyone shrinks from something that we love, we shall undergo vacillation of the soul.”
“The future does not exist, because nobody has ever experienced it. You can only ever experience a present moment.”
“One Direction have to do their own ironing you don't see Take That doing their own ironing!”
“Bohemia has no banner. It survives by discretion.”

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