"I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

-- Graham Chapman

#Mean Quotes #Emperor Quotes

“I didn't grow up in the typical happy American home, but music was always a safe and wonderful place for me to go.”
“There's no liquor in the land that can stop your brain from bleedin”
“True heroics must be carefully planned - and strenuously avoided.”

Source : Steven Brust (1999). “The Book of Jhereg”, p.58, Penguin
“If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“The fact that I have been successful merely means that I can write and illustrate in my own way.”
“They say that the Devil is a charming man. And just like you I bet he can dance.”
“Let no one believe that he has received the divine kiss, if he knows the truth without loving it or loves it without understanding it. But blessed is that kiss whereby not only is God recognized but also the Father is loved; for there is never full knowledge without perfect love.”
“If a thing is old, it is a sign that it was fit to live. Old families, old customs, old styles survive because they are fit to survive. The guarantee of continuity is quality. Submerge the good in a flood of the new, and good will come back to join the good which the new brings with it. Old-fashioned hospitality, old-fashioned politeness, old-fashioned honor in business had qualities of survival. These will come back.”

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