"The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder."

-- Chic Murray

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“Tomorrow, you're always a day away.”

Source : "Tomorrow" (song) (1977)
“There is no pride on earth like the pride of intellect and science.”
“The goal for me is to have one track just flow into the next one and you can just get lost in it. I try to find that fluidity.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“In life we have decisions to make, paths to take and opportunities to take advantage of.”
“This withdrawal from the day's turmoil into creative silence is not a luxury, a fad, or a futility. It dissolves mental tensions and heals negative emotions.”
“Genius is nourished from within and without.”
“We should every night call ourselves to an account: What infirmity have I mastered today? What passions opposed! What temptation resisted? What virtue acquired?”
“Morality has in the past made progress when we broadened the category of things we weren't permitted to harm (animals, 'infidels'); saw through some delusions and rationalisations about what harms are good for people themselves (prison punishment, hysterectomies for unhappy 1950s wives); and readjusted our for-the-good of others criteria so as to demand only reasonable sacrifices (ceasing to use children as handy chimney sweeps).”

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