"I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the same thing over and over again."

-- Amy Sedaris

#Giving Quotes #Advice Quotes #Trying Quotes

“I'm very, very Spanish. I have fat cheeks on both ends. I'm sitting on my Spanish part. And it's my heart, the way I am, the way I speak. It has nothing to do with the way I look.”
“I'm as old as the moon and the stars, and as young as the trees and the lakes. My style comes from looking at what came before me, and from visiting a lot of places.”
“When I was on Complete Savages, the cast sometimes found themselves running from a mob of girls. There is nothing quite like that.”
“God's ways do not change... Still he shows his freedom and lordship by discriminating between sinners, causing some to hear the gospel while others do not hear it, and moving some of those who hear it to repentance while leaving others in their unbelief, thus teaching his saints that hew owes mercy to none and that it is entirely of his grace, not at all through their own effort, that they themselves have found life.”
“If time heals all wounds, and a book can hold a person's entire life, then you can speed up the process with a pulp time warp.”
“The serial arsonist is the most difficult to apprehend because the evidence is burned up.”
“Wine is like women. It tempts you; it comforts you; it confuses you and can even turn on you when you least expect it. It can be your friend one day and your enemy the next.”
“I had an approach where everything that's happening it should be as though it's an experience for somebody. So if you're experiencing a hurricane, if you're experiencing a car crash or whatever it is, you're only experiencing as yourself, you're not experiencing it from some objective point of view.”

Source : Source: collider.com

You may also like:

Alison Brie
Actress
David Letterman
Talk show host
David Sedaris
Humorist
Judah Friedlander
Actor
Justin Theroux
Actor
Paul F. Tompkins
Comedian
Sarah Jessica Parker
Actress
Stephen Colbert
Satirist
Will Arnett
Actor