"That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!"

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Source : TV Series "Mind of Mencia", www.imdb.com. (2005- ).

#Sharks Quotes #Water Quotes #News Quotes

“i'm back at my cliff still throwing things off i listen to the sounds they make on their way down i follow him with my eyes 'till they crash imagine what my body would sound like slamming against those rocks.”
“The meaning of a poem is in the cadences and the shape of the lines and the pulse of the thought which is given by those lines.”
“England's always expecting. No wonder they call her the Mother Country”
“The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.”
“There's a plain girl in everybody.”
“Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.”
“The fact is, almost everything you do is collaborative. Somewhere out there, someone else had a hand it it.”
“My personal favorite remains Tiger Stadium, Baton Rouge, first home game after Katrina vs. Tennessee on a Monday night. Getting goose bumps typing about it. It was so loud and emotional that I think everyone was exhausted by the second half.”

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