"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense."

-- Edsger Dijkstra

#Witty Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Teaching Quotes

“The Lord doesn't expect us to work harder than we are able. He doesn't (nor should we) compare our efforts to those of others. Our Heavenly Father asks only that we do the best we canâ€”that we work according to our full capacity, however great or small that may be.”
“When I am there [Tibet], I am very happy. The Tibetans radiate. They literally send out light. His holiness [the Dalai Lama] generates love and compassion to every human being. He has committed himself to that. I haven't made that leap yet. I haven't given up self-aspiration. I still love making movies.”
“Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.”
“No human is perfect; we all have our hidden sins. Hypocrisy is to delude yourself into denying your own sins and allow arrogance to grow within you.”
“I ask myself more questions than Hamlet as I ponder which shoes to wear”
“I have to constantly tell my personnel staff, 'Hey guys, we're still a good staff even though we're allowing good players to go play for other people,'”
“I'm a true believer in working hard and partying hard. I'm fortunate to be one of those people who can have just as much fun partying without alcohol.”
“As we pay our tithing faithfully, the Lord will open the windows of heaven and pour out upon us His richest blessings.”

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