"Moscow has changed. I was here in 1982, during the Brezhnev twilight, and things are better now. For instance, they've got litter. In 1982 there was nothing to litter with."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Funny Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Twilight Quotes

“I was so thin I could slice bread with my shoulderblades, only I seldom had bread”
“Romance is something people make fun of others for caring about, and yet itâ€™s something thatâ€™s very natural to care aboutâ€”itâ€™s a loving connection between people, like family and friendships: itâ€™s a significant emotional choice people make.”
“I see men assassinated around me every day. I walk through rooms of the dead, streets of the dead, cities of the dead; men without eyes, men without voices; men with manufactured feelings and standard reactions; men with newspaper brains, television souls and high school ideas.”
“A gentleman, is a rarer thing than some of us think for. Which of us can point out many such in his circle--men whose aims are generous, whose truth is constant and elevated; who can look the world honestly in the face, with an equal manly sympathy for the great and the small? We all know a hundred whose coats are well made, and a score who have excellent manners; but of gentlemen how many? Let us take a little scrap of paper, and each make out his list.”
“When you are frustrated and do not know a way out, only flexibility and moderation towards difficulties will save you.”

Source : "Bihārul Anwār" by Mohammad-Baqer Majlesi, vol.78, p. 128,
“It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.”
“Hate. Huh. He'd never hated himself. If anything, he'd always liked himself a little too much. Once, a human female had even accused him of picturing his own face while he climaxed. He hadn't denied it, either, and next time he'd slept with her, he'd made sure to scream, "Strider" at the pivotal moment." --Strider, keeper of the demon of Defeat--”
“In fact, even the current administration now is releasing recent reports indicating that climate change is real, that global warming is occurring, that it is heavily influenced by man-made objects and that it is something we cannot ignore any longer.”

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