"Every so often my life will feel like a story. It doesn't have to be a big thing; in fact, most often, it's just the opposite."

-- David Sedaris

#Opposites Quotes #Stories Quotes #Facts Quotes

“And I've been wearing specs since I was three.”
“There is hardship in everything except eating pancakes.”
“I'll break your chains; so sing, Takuto. As loud and as much as you want. You don't have to hold back anything.”
“Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.”
“So much of "normal, civilized" life is bull that you can't imagine. ... What frightens you, doesn't frighten me, what frightens me, you'd laugh at.”
“That's a very nice, generic-sounding question: "When did you know you were funny?" But it pre-supposes that I think I'm really hilarious. So that's kind of a loaded question.”
“The thing that I took away as an early fan from Bob Dylan was the storytelling aspects. He can tell some wicked stories.”
“Are you armed?" Oliver asked her. She glanced down at her backpack and instantly, instinctively held back. "No." "Lie to me again and I'll put you out on the street and do this myself." Claire swallowed. "Uh, yeah." "With what?" "Silver-coated stakes, wooden stakes, a crossbow, about ten bolts . . . oh, and a squirt gun with some silver-nitrate solution." He smiled grimly at the dark windshield. "What, no grenade launchers?" "Would they work?" "I choose not to comment.”

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