"It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life."

-- Samantha Bee

“I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.”
“Nearly every moment of every day we have the opportunity to give something to someone elseâ€”our time, our love, our resources. I have always found more joy in giving when I did not expect anything in return.”
“[John] Calvin is often identified with his account of predestination. Yet that appears in the third book of his Institutes, not the first.”
“I’m very much half-American - my mom is American. I grew up in Australia until I was 16 then I finished high school over here because I got into this performing arts high school.”

Source : "Betty Who Discusses Musical Influences And Her Song ‘Somebody Loves You’". Interview with Christopher Rudolph, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 7, 2013.
“He referred to you as his little snack." "He's a sweetie.”
“I'm not in retirement. I just don't want to work so much, and I don't get that many offers any more.”
“The war against hunger is truly mankind's war of liberation.”
“I'm competitive in that I would like to outsell my last record.”

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