"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman."

-- Bruce Baum

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“There was a saying that a man's true character was revealed in defeat. I thought it was also revealed in victory.”

Source : Alison Goodman (2010). “Eon”, p.202, Penguin
“I suppose it is a bit of a date that we're having at the moment. As is usually the case you don't get married on a first date, you've got to go out a few times before you make any big decisions.”

Source : "Nolberto Solano on trial at Colchester United". www.theguardian.com. December 22, 2009.
“In books, day breaks, and night falls. In life, night rises from the ground. The day hangs on for as long as it can, bright and eager, absolutely and positively the last guest to leave the party, while the ground darkens, oozing night around your ankles, swallowing for ever that dropped contact lens, making you miss that low catch in the gully on the last ball of the last over.”
“I was the new boy. It was like joining a new class at school where everybody knows everybody else but me.”
“Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.”
“We learned a lot about the Moon, but what we really learned was about the Earth. The fact that just from the distance of the Moon you can put your thumb up and you can hide the Earth behind your thumb. Everything that you've ever known, your loved ones, your business, the problems of the Earth itself-all behind your thumb. And how insignificant we really all are, but then how fortunate we are to have this body and to be able to enjoy loving here amongst the beauty of the Earth itself.”

Source : "In the Shadow of the Moon". Documentary, History, www.imdb.com. 2007.
“We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.”
“Remember that the most valuable antiques are dear old friends.”

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