"I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #Children Quotes #Fluoride Quotes

“Perhaps I am stronger than I think.”
“Don't we all die someday and someday comes all too soon? What will you do with your own wild, glorious chance at this thing we call life.”
“Dance... enjoy each step along the way.”
“Time granted does not necessarily coincide with time that can be most fully used.”

Source : Tillie Olsen (1995). “Tell Me a Riddle”, p.103, Rutgers University Press
“I think your ambition for something changes as you go.”

Source : Source: www.digitalspy.com
“I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.”

Source : Interview with Steve Head, www.ign.com. September 19, 2003.
“I don't know if the camera likes me, but I do like the camera.”
“For a punishment to be just it should consist of only such gradations of intensity as suffice to deter men from committing crimes.”

Source : Cesare Beccaria (1963). “On Crimes and Punishments”, Pearson College Division

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