"Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!"

-- Sam Kinison

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“America is among the countries the advance countries with the least equality of opportunity, which means that the - while I prospects of young American, a more dependent on the income and education's parents (ph) than another - other countries. So this notion of equal opportunity is sort of American dream is, is now a myth.”

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“Happiness or sorrow- whatever befalls you, walk on untouched, unattached.”
“My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.”
“I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.”
“By carrying the torch, you will be bridging cultural and social barriers, and all the boundaries that separate nation from nation,”
“Even the weakest disputant is made so conceited by what he calls religion, as to think himself wiser than the wisest who thinks differently from him.”
“To rise from error to truth is rare and beautiful.”
“The Word of God conceived in the heart, formed by the tongue, and spoken out of the mouth is creative power.”

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