"Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' "I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken."

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Source : Dick Gregory, Robert Lipsyte (1990). “Nigger”, p.144, Simon and Schuster

Dick Gregory

#White Quotes #People Quotes #Lasts Quotes

“My ideal citizen is the self-employed, homeschooling, IRA-owning guy with a concealed-carry permit. Because that person doesn't need the ***** government for anything,”

Source : "Grover Norquist: The Soul of the New Machine" by Michael Scherer, www.motherjones.com. January/February 2014.
“Discovery is fun. I am incredibly open to everything.”
“Christianity is not a religion at all but a way of life, a falling in love with God, and through him a falling in love with our fellows.”
“The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you. 'Yes, dear.' And breathe.”
“Every sign of gratitude is a sign of hope”

Source : Jeffrey Burton Russell (2007). “Paradise Mislaid: How We Lost Heaven and How We Can Regain It”, p.132, Oxford University Press
“The Goal of Science is understanding lawful relations among natural phenomena. Religion is a way of life within a larger framework of meaning.”
“First publication is a pure, carnal leap into that dark which one dreams is life.”
“I appreciate people who are civil, whether they mean it or not. I think: Be civil. Do not cherish your opinion over my feelings. There's a vanity to candor that isn't really worth it. Be kind.”

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