"I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it."

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Source : Robert Schimmel, Alan Eisenstock (2008). “Cancer on Five Dollars a Day Chemo Not Included: How Humor Got Me Through the Toughest Journey of My Life”, p.19, Da Capo Press

Robert Schimmel

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“I'm realising my dream of owning a top football club. Some will doubt my motives, others will think I'm crazy.”
“Richard Dawkins says he can't be sure God doesn't exist. Well, you know what I do when I'm not sure about something? I go on a big crusade about it and write a bunch of books on the subject. No, wait, that sounds more like what someone with a mental disorder would do. That's one of the crazy things about lots of atheists: They're whole movement is supposed to be about being logical and reasonable, yet they tend to rail against religion is a very mindless way that doesn't seem to serve any more purpose than a tantrum. Perhaps I just don't understand their strong faith in not having faith.”
“If I have committed any culinary atrocities, please forgive me.”
“There is a word we haven't used yet: virginity... To make a photograph, the plate must be virgin, but your eye as well.”
“I rambled all the time. I was just like that, like a rollin' stone.”
“A weak man in a corner is more dangerous than a strong man. (Inspector Miller)”
“Give a bowl of rice to a man and you will feed him for a day. Teach him how to grow his own rice and you will save his life.”
“I think Eric Bana would be a good Superman. He's got that look. I think he'd be a great Superman.”

Source : "NY Comic Con: Lou Ferrigno Interview - Opens Up About The Avengers, Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk, and Chuck". Interview with Ron Messer, collider.com. October 10, 2010.

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