"I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to find if that went down in the ocean. That'll be nice, when you're trying to get out and a real whale's humping your window."

-- Robert Schimmel

#Real Quotes #Nice Quotes #Ocean Quotes

“So many comics have such low self-esteem.”
“Conservation viewed in its entirety, is the slow and laborious unfolding of a new relationship between people and land.”
“Some researchers sensibly suggest that rather than worrying too much about which programs our children are watching, we should concentrate on trying to reduce the total amount of time they spend in front of the screen.”
“Lose your mind and come to your senses.”

Source : "Too Good to Be True: A Memoir". Book by Benjamin Anastas, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 16, 2012.
“To write a symphony is, for me, to construct a world.”
“Hatred isgeneralized, but love is for the particular.”
“People think meditation is a huge undertaking.”
“Is there any purpose to translating poetry? A poem does not contain information of importance, like a signpost or a warning notice.”

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