"I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I've discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb."

-- Jasper Carrott

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again.”
“The association between failure, loneliness, and solitude is so strong in our culture that people often find it difficult to believe that there are some who like being by themselves.”

Source : Suzanne Gordon (1976). “Lonely in America”, Touchstone
“Reality provides us with facts so romantic that imagination itself could add nothing to them.”
“Duty is seldom liked either by the doer or the object ... And why should it be? It is not often of advantage to either.”
“My style is to take something unexpected and make it into a hit. That's what I do.”
“There is a light at the end of the tunnel, but the way out is through.”
“We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.”
“Originally I was supposed to do Grand Prix, but I was under contract to 20th Century Fox at that time and Alex North was supposed to do Sand Pebbles, but he got sick, so Fox preempted me out of Grand Prix, and to my good fortune, I got to do Sand Pebbles. It was my first time working with Robert Wise and it was a great experience.”

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