"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

-- Fred Allen

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Anger Quotes

“No law is sufficiently convenient to all.”
“Don't plan it all. Let life surprise you a little.”

Source : Julia Alvarez (2010). “In the Time of the Butterflies”, p.76, Algonquin Books
“Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature.”
“I'm not impressed by your money or what you have.”
“In every squadron there were, perhaps, four or five pilots who exuded confidence. They knew that they were going out to shoot. The rest knew sub-consciously, that they would make up the numbers, mill about, and get shot at.”
“The sooner you learn to finish things, and as a matter of course finish your creative endeavors, the better. It took me a long time to learn that.”
“I had not yet learned that we make our own destiny, it springs from within us. It is not the outward events but what we allow ourselves to make of them that count.”

Source : Susan Hill (1993). “Mrs. de Winter”, Random House (UK)
“You're working yourself till late at night, and sleeping crazy with deadlines - you're doing it for a reason.”

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