"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"

-- Douglas Adams

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Humor Quotes

“New York doesn't care who you are or where you came from.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“One of the things about powerful people is they have the ability to make it look easy.”
“How did they manage to raise their children in righteousness? The principles become part of their lives, and when it becomes part of their life, it isn't difficult to do.”
“I think the greedy corporate owners have to be confronted with the fact that they are ignoring their most powerful resource - their workers.”

Source : "John J. Sweeney : Can the Vigor be Restored to America's Labor Movement?". Interview with Harry Bernstein, articles.latimes.com. October 29, 1995.
“The trouble with him was that he was without imagination. He was quick and alert in the things of life, but only in the things, and not in the significances. Fifty degrees below zero meant eighty-odd degrees of frost. Such fact impressed him as being cold and uncomfortable, and that was all. It did not lead him to meditate upon his frailty as a creature of temperature, and upon man's frailty in general, able only to live within certain narrow limits of heat and cold; and from there on it did not lead him to the conjectural field of immortality and man's place in the universe.”
“I love both my parents dearly.”
“When you're fighting for social justice, one of my biggest pet peeves is speaking out of ignorance.”

Source : "Rob McElhenney, Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Kaitlin Olson and Danny DeVito Set Visit Interview IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. June 19, 2011.
“I get to listen to a lot of this music again doing my DJ work on Little Steven's Underground Garage. To hear Van [Morrison] on Them's version of "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue"- what a vocal, and what an arrangement. Also, I get to hear so many records that I missed the first time around - The Chocolate Watchband, Roky Erikson. It's an audio food fest, a total privilege, a second chance.”

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